1. Be a Kryptonian or a Green Martian?
Kryptonian. Boss super powers and like all Kryptonians, I'm a huge asshole anyway.
2. Inherit the mantle of the Flash or Green Lantern?
Green Lantern. I hate running.
3. Be a minion for the Penguin or Ra's al Ghul?
Ra's. At least you get to see the world.
4. Join the classic Teen Titans or Young Justice?
Classic Titans. Young Justice is fun to read, but I can't imagine spending any time with any of them.
5. Get in the way of Black Adam or Superboy Prime?
Black Adam. Imagine getting to your final reward, and getting laughed at by everyone there for being killed by Prime? No thanks.
6. Be poor in Metropolis or rich in Gotham City?
Rich in Gotham. The rich in Gotham only have problems when they gather together. I don't like parties anyway.
7. Have your own Invisible Jet or Blue Beetle's Bug?
The Bug. Huge Beetle mark in the first place, besides, I can barely ever find my car in the parking lot. Try finding an invisible jet.
8. Go to see your favorite band with Bruce Wayne or Dick Grayson?
Dick Grayson. Somehow I just don't see Bruce Wayne being a big Jimmy Buffett guy.
9. Go to see your favorite band with Barbara Gordon or Katherine Kane?
Barbara. Don't really have a reason, I know little of Kate Kane, but based on Adrini's series, she seems like an acquired taste and again, not really the Parrothead type.
10. Go to see your favorite band with Joker or Two-Face?
The Joker. At least the man can make a decision. With all the Two Face coin flipping, you'd probably miss half the show.
Now for my questions.
1. Go out with Wonder Woman or Power Girl?
Power Girl. She's got a sense of humor.
2. Get into the ring with Bane or Killer Croc?
Bane. He might be a rudo, but at least he's a classy rudo. Croc strikes me as more of a CZW guy.
3. You're being hunted down by Lobo. Pre or post New52 design?
Pre-New52. For the same reason as Black Adam above. You don't want to be the "got killed by skinny reboot Lobo" guy for eternity.
4. Live in a low-rent apartment in Gotham City or Bludhaven?
Gotham. At least there's SOME chance for upward mobility.
5. Red Lanterns or Star Sapphire?
Red Lanterns. Like I said, I'm a huge dick anyway, at least this way I'm being a productive one.
6. Green Lantern or Yellow Lantern?
Green Lantern. I don't look good in yellow, plus Sinestro's a prima dona.
7. Live in a world protected by the Justice League or the Justice Society of America?
Justice Society. I like the generational thing.
8. Accept an unknown beverage from Joker or Scarecrow?
Scarecrow. At least you'll have a story afterward.
9. Go out with Harley Quinn or Poison Ivy?
Ivy. I like my crazy to at least pretend to be subtle.
10. Join the Suicide Squad or serve a life sentence at Belle Reeve?
Suicide Squad. Again, at least you get to see the world. It'd be like living in a Vice documentary 24/7